About Patty

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Patty is a ridiculously fabulous, thirty-something human being wandering through life aimlessly to the beat of his own drum. Adventurer and lover of pizza, french fries and donuts, he spends his time aside from his rockstar lifestyle continuously reading (staying informed/cultured is important), going to the cinema, listening to vinyl (dance parties are essential to life) and out on long walks in Chicago.   

Random fact: when he was a young child, he used to have his parents iron his money because he wanted it to be as perfectly crisp and flat as possible. #OCDMuch #HeWasThree #YouHaveBeenWarned 


While Patty enjoys writing and laughing at himself from a third person perspective, it's important to note that all comments, views and writings within this blog are indeed the opinions, original thoughts and compositions created/developed from the inner dwellings of his mind. As such, everything published within this blog is in no way affiliated with his professional life.